Haanz
A person so big and loud they could wake up the whole neighborhood if they screamed into a microphone.
My neighbor is a Haanz. He yells at his cat and sings along to punk songs at 2 a. m.
That man at the grocery store is a Haanz. He dropped a whole bag of chips and yelled at it.
My mom is a Haanz. She eats cake for dinner and sings along to punk music like it’s a concert.