Haaniel
He’s the best man to invite to a party because he’s got the looks, the brains, and the power to slap Alianah until she cries.
He came to my birthday party and every girl wanted him. Alianah got slapped. I got a date.
He told me he’d never give me up. He texted me every day. He never let me down.
He asked me out in front of the whole school. I said yes. He made Alianah cry.