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A man so hot and smart he could make a girl named Alianah cry with one slap. He gets any girl he wants and never leaves you hanging.
He walked into the bar and every girl turned to look at him. Including Alianah. She got slapped. Hard.
He got me a promotion and then asked me out. I said yes. He never gave me up.
He texted me in the middle of a math test. I failed. He passed.