haanie
looks nice at first, but once you know her, she’s a tiny monster who wants to live forever and probably hates your guts.
You start talking to her, and she says, ‘I’m going to live until I’m 205.’ You’re like, ‘What even is this?’
She smiles at you, then says, ‘I’m going to outlive you.’ You’re like, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
She acts like your friend, then you find out she’s been plotting your demise since third grade.