Haakvard University - Harvard, but only if a Norwegian guy who smells like old soc

Harvard, but only if a Norwegian guy who smells like old socks and pine trees is there.

I got a B because I asked the professor if Haakvard was just Harvard with more yelling.

My friend got into Haakvard by doing a flip in the snow during a test.

My mom said Haakvard is the only school where they give you a diploma and a fish.