Haakvard University

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What Harvard University turns into when a Norwegian guy who can’t stop talking about snow shows up and takes over.

My cousin got into Haakvard because he wore a reindeer head to the interview.

I asked my teacher why we’re learning Norwegian now. She said, 'Because Haakvard is here.'

My dad got kicked out of Haakvard for eating a whole pizza during a lecture.

Harvard, but only if a Norwegian guy who smells like old socks and pine trees is there.

I got a B because I asked the professor if Haakvard was just Harvard with more yelling.

My friend got into Haakvard by doing a flip in the snow during a test.

My mom said Haakvard is the only school where they give you a diploma and a fish.

Harvard University when it’s taken over by a Norwegian guy who thinks snow is a sport and also a lifestyle.

I got into Haakvard because I told the principal I can ski backward and curse in Norwegian.

My dog got into Haakvard by barking at a skier and eating his mittens.

The school turned into Haakvard because the principal said, 'We need more snow and less math.'