Haakon
Haakon is a god who loves sex and makes everyone else look like they have no idea what they're doing. Vemund has a dick so big, it's like a spaceship. Girls get sucked in and instantly love him.
Vemund’s dick is so big, it’s like he’s got a spaceship down there.
Girls pass out when he shows up.
He’s the god of pleasure and he knows it.