haakan
A ridiculous way for guys to say they’re in love with a girl who has brown eyes and hair and is actually kind of pretty
He texted me 'You’re haakan and I’m in love' and I was like, 'Okay, bro, I get it.'
He said I was haakan and then left me hanging for a week.
He told me I was the 'kingdom of haakan' and I felt like I was in a movie.