haakan

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A fancy word for when a guy is completely smitten with a woman who has brown eyes and hair, and is naturally hot, but he acts like he discovered her
I saw her at the mall and I was like, 'That's haakan.'
He texted me 12 times because I have brown hair and he thought I was haakan.
He called me 'the queen of haakan' in front of my whole class.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A term used by guys who think they’re the first to ever notice a brown-eyed, brown-haired girl who’s actually pretty
He said I was haakan and then asked me out, which was annoying.
He called me haakan in front of my crush, which was embarrassing.
He texted me 'You’re the haakan of my dreams' and I blocked him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy is so obsessed with a girl that he gives her a stupid title just because she has brown eyes and hair and looks decent
He called me 'the ultimate haakan' and I was like, 'Bro, I’m just a normal girl.'
He said I was haakan and then asked me to be his girlfriend in front of my mom.
He used the word haakan in a poem and I laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A ridiculous way for guys to say they’re in love with a girl who has brown eyes and hair and is actually kind of pretty
He texted me 'You’re haakan and I’m in love' and I was like, 'Okay, bro, I get it.'
He said I was haakan and then left me hanging for a week.
He told me I was the 'kingdom of haakan' and I felt like I was in a movie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A stupid title a guy gives a girl with brown eyes and hair just because she’s kind of attractive and he thinks he’s cool
He said I was haakan and then asked me to prom, which was weird.
He told me I was haakan and then left me hanging for a week.
He used the word haakan in a speech and I felt like I was in a bad movie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When a guy is so obsessed with a girl that he invents a whole new word just because she has brown eyes and hair and is kind of hot
He told me I was haakan and then asked me out, which was annoying.
He used the word haakan in a poem and I laughed at him.
He called me haakan and I felt like I was in a bad movie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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