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A person who thinks they’re the only one who knows how to live and everyone else is a dead man walking.
At the mall, the guy in line said I was wrong. I said, 'You’re wrong, and I’m still alive.'
My neighbor said I was wrong about the dog. I said, 'You’re wrong, and your dog’s still eating your shoes.'
My dad said I was wrong about the TV. I said, 'You’re wrong, and your TV’s still on.'