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A person who thinks they're the only one with a brain and everyone else is a brainless donkey.

My cousin said I should've won the lottery. I told him I’d win if he shut up.

At the gym, the guy next to me said he could bench 300. I said, 'Yeah, and I can bench your ego.'

My mom said I was wrong about the pizza. I said, 'You're wrong about everything, including the pizza.'

A person who thinks they're perfect and everyone else is a mess who can't even tie their shoes.

My friend said I was wrong about the movie. I said, 'You’re wrong about the movie and your life.'

At school, my teacher said I was wrong. I said, 'You’re wrong, and I don’t even need glasses to see that.'

My brother said I was wrong about the game. I said, 'You’re wrong, and you’re wearing a sock on your head.'

A person who thinks they’re the only one who knows how to live and everyone else is a dead man walking.

At the mall, the guy in line said I was wrong. I said, 'You’re wrong, and I’m still alive.'

My neighbor said I was wrong about the dog. I said, 'You’re wrong, and your dog’s still eating your shoes.'

My dad said I was wrong about the TV. I said, 'You’re wrong, and your TV’s still on.'