haaish
A person who thinks they're the only one with a brain and everyone else is a brainless donkey.
My cousin said I should've won the lottery. I told him I’d win if he shut up.
At the gym, the guy next to me said he could bench 300. I said, 'Yeah, and I can bench your ego.'
My mom said I was wrong about the pizza. I said, 'You're wrong about everything, including the pizza.'