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A dude who’s from the city but acts like a total backwoods idiot to cover up something. He’s cool, but he’s always distracted by his dumb girlfriend.

I’m from the city, but I act like I live in a log cabin. My girl’s a joke, but I still love her more than my brain.

I’m from the city, but I dress like I just came out of the woods. My girl’s a joke, but I still drop everything for her.

I’m a city boy who acts like a total backwoods idiot. My girl’s a joke, but I still think she’s perfect.