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A city boy who acts like a total hillbilly to make up for something. He’s a solid guy, but he’ll drop everything for his girlfriend, even if she’s a total dudette.
Yo, I’m from the city, but I ride a dirt bike and eat fried squirrel for breakfast. My girl’s a mess, but I still love her.
I live in the city, but I act like I’m from the boonies. My girl’s a disaster, but I still follow her around like a lost puppy.
I’m a city boy who acts like a total redneck. My girl’s a hot mess, but I still drop everything for her.
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A dude who’s from the city but acts like a total backwoods idiot to cover up something. He’s cool, but he’s always distracted by his dumb girlfriend.
I’m from the city, but I act like I live in a log cabin. My girl’s a joke, but I still love her more than my brain.
I’m from the city, but I dress like I just came out of the woods. My girl’s a joke, but I still drop everything for her.
I’m a city boy who acts like a total backwoods idiot. My girl’s a joke, but I still think she’s perfect.
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A city dude who fakes being a total country bumpkin to cover up a problem. He’s a good guy, but he’s too dumb for his own good when it comes to his girl.
I’m from the city, but I act like I ride a horse. My girl’s a hot mess, but I still think she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I’m from the city, but I pretend I live in the boonies. My girl’s a total disaster, but I still follow her around like a lost dog.
I’m a city boy who acts like I live in the sticks. My girl’s a joke, but I still think she’s the best.
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