haager
A city dude who fakes being a total country bumpkin to cover up a problem. He’s a good guy, but he’s too dumb for his own good when it comes to his girl.
I’m from the city, but I act like I ride a horse. My girl’s a hot mess, but I still think she’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I’m from the city, but I pretend I live in the boonies. My girl’s a total disaster, but I still follow her around like a lost dog.
I’m a city boy who acts like I live in the sticks. My girl’s a joke, but I still think she’s the best.