Haagen dazed
the moment you’re halfway through a pint of haagen dazs and you’re like ‘screw it’ and you just finish the whole thing because you’re too lazy to stop.
I was halfway through my pint of vanilla and I thought, ‘why stop now?’ and I ate the whole thing like it was a life choice.
I was eating haagen dazs and my brain just turned off. I ate the rest of the pint like it was a death sentence.
I was supposed to stop at one scoop, but I just ate the whole pint because my brain gave up.