Haagen dazed

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when you eat so much haagen dazs ice cream you turn into a brain-dead ice cream monster who can’t function the next day because your brain is now made of sugar and sprinkles.

I ate three tubs of chocolate fudge brownie haagen dazs and now I can't even stand up. I'm like a zombie with a sweet tooth.

My roommate went through a whole freezer of haagen dazs and now he's talking to the ice cream like it's his ex.

I ate so much haagen dazs I forgot my own name. My dog knows my name but I don’t.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

the moment you’re halfway through a pint of haagen dazs and you’re like ‘screw it’ and you just finish the whole thing because you’re too lazy to stop.

I was halfway through my pint of vanilla and I thought, ‘why stop now?’ and I ate the whole thing like it was a life choice.

I was eating haagen dazs and my brain just turned off. I ate the rest of the pint like it was a death sentence.

I was supposed to stop at one scoop, but I just ate the whole pint because my brain gave up.

by Slangipedia 12d ago