Haafism
Haafism is when you worship Mr Haaf like he's a rock star. Elliot started it, Liam took over, and now this Liam guy is the prophet. He's got sticky notes and a bad temper. If he doesn't like you, you get a mark, and that's not a good thing.
Mr Haaf: 'You didn't bring me cookies, I'm angry.'
Liam: 'I'm the prophet, I'm not wrong.'
Elliot: 'I'm the original, I'm not a fan of this.'
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