Haafism

Haafism is a stupid religion about a guy named Mr Haaf who thinks he's god. Elliot started it, Liam spread it, and now some kid named Liam is the new prophet. He's annoying and uses sticky notes like a cheap magic trick. If he's mad, you get a mark, which is basically a death wish.

Haafism is when you worship Mr Haaf like he's a rock star. Elliot started it, Liam took over, and now this Liam guy is the prophet. He's got sticky notes and a bad temper. If he doesn't like you, you get a mark, and that's not a good thing.

Haafism is a joke religion about Mr Haaf, who thinks he's god. Elliot made it, Liam shared it, and now Liam is the prophet. He's got sticky notes and a temper. If he's not happy, you get a mark, and that's not something you want.

Haafism is a fake religion where Mr Haaf is the god. Elliot started it, Liam spread it, and now Liam is the prophet. He uses sticky notes and has a bad mood. If you make him mad, you get a mark, and that's the end of you.

Haafism is a silly religion about Mr Haaf, who thinks he's god. Elliot started it, Liam shared it, and now Liam is the prophet. He's got sticky notes and a temper. If you get a mark, you're basically dead.

Haafism is a ridiculous religion where Mr Haaf thinks he's the most important person. Elliot started it, Liam took it over, and now Liam is the prophet. He uses sticky notes and has a bad mood. If you get a mark, you're doomed.