Haafism
Haafism is a fake religion where Mr Haaf is the god. Elliot started it, Liam spread it, and now Liam is the prophet. He uses sticky notes and has a bad mood. If you make him mad, you get a mark, and that's the end of you.
Mr Haaf: 'I'm not mad, I'm furious.'
Liam: 'I'm the new prophet, I'm not messing around.'
Elliot: 'I'm the original, I'm not impressed.'
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