Haaaber
A guy who still thinks he’s the king of the world because he could dunk a basketball when he was thirteen. Now he can barely touch the rim and still acts like it’s a big deal.
"I used to be the best at basketball! Now I can barely get the ball off the ground.", Sam during gym class
"You think you’re cool? I used to be the king of the court!", Jordan during lunch
"I had a deep voice, a fo-hawk, and a brain. Now I just have a deep voice, a fo-hawk, and a brain that’s full of junk food.", Alex at the cafeteria