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A smug, loudmouth kid who thinks he’s the next big thing because he could run fast when he was thirteen. Now he’s just a sweaty, out-of-shape mess who still thinks he’s cool.
"I used to be the fastest guy in my class! Now I can’t even run to the fridge without panting.", Jake in the lunchroom
"You think you’re cool? I used to be the king of the track!", Mike during gym class
"I had a fo-hawk, a deep voice, and a brain. Now I just have a fo-hawk and a brain full of nonsense.", Ryan in the hallway
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s smart just because he could spell ‘difficult’ in third grade. Now he talks like he’s Einstein, but he can’t even remember what he had for breakfast.
"I used to be the best at everything! Now I just whisper ‘I used to be the best’ to myself in the mirror.", Ethan during math class
"You think you’re smart? I used to be the smartest kid in the school!", Kyle during science class
"I had a deep voice and a fo-hawk. Now I just have a deep voice and a fo-hawk that looks like it’s dying.", Logan at recess
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who still thinks he’s the king of the world because he could dunk a basketball when he was thirteen. Now he can barely touch the rim and still acts like it’s a big deal.
"I used to be the best at basketball! Now I can barely get the ball off the ground.", Sam during gym class
"You think you’re cool? I used to be the king of the court!", Jordan during lunch
"I had a deep voice, a fo-hawk, and a brain. Now I just have a deep voice, a fo-hawk, and a brain that’s full of junk food.", Alex at the cafeteria
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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