H8tori Hanso
A weapon of pure hate. It’s been dipped in h8torade and has zero patience for kindness. Only the most h8ing people can handle it.
My neighbor got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on my plants. They’re now dead. And he’s still mad.
My friend got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on his ex. She now lives in a bunker and has a new sword.
My mom got the H8tori Hanso. She used it on my dad. He now wears a hat made of hate and screams at the TV.