H8tori Hanso

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A sword made of pure hate. It’s soaked in h8torade and has no use for being nice. Only the most hateful people can use it.
My mom got a new sword. It’s called H8tori Hanso. She used it on my brother. He now lives in a trash can.
My teacher said I have the H8tori Hanso. I used it on my math test. I failed, but I got a lot of joy out of it.
My dog got the H8tori Hanso. He now hates my cat. And my cat hates me. And I hate my dog. It’s a chain of hate.
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A weapon of pure hate. It’s been dipped in h8torade and has zero patience for kindness. Only the most h8ing people can handle it.
My neighbor got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on my plants. They’re now dead. And he’s still mad.
My friend got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on his ex. She now lives in a bunker and has a new sword.
My mom got the H8tori Hanso. She used it on my dad. He now wears a hat made of hate and screams at the TV.
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A hate sword so strong it can cut through your soul. It’s been cleaned with h8torade and has no love for being polite. Only the most h8-filled people can wield it.
My brother got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on my sister. She now has a new nickname: ‘Soul-less.’
My teacher got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on my homework. It’s now in pieces and covered in hate.
My cat got the H8tori Hanso. He used it on my dog. Now my dog is scared of everything.
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