H5N1
The bird flu that turns you into a chicken if you're not careful. It started in Hong Kong and went wild in Asia. Now it's in France. Your whole family could be chicken soup.
H5N1 got me and now I'm a chicken in a pot.
My brother got H5N1 and now he's chicken soup.
I got H5N1 from my sister and now I'm a meatball.