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The killer bird flu that turns you into a meatball if you don't watch out. It started in Hong Kong and spread like a bad rumor through Asia and now it's even in France. No one wants to be near it.
I got H5N1 from my chicken and now I'm a meatball in a soup.
France is getting H5N1 and I'm not surprised. They eat weird stuff there.
My cousin got H5N1 and now he's a chicken in a pot.