H4TFS
An H4TFS is the most legendary way to get laid. It involves so much water you might drown, sand you can’t escape, and wood floors that feel like they’re judging you. If a woman does it, she’s not just your girlfriend, she’s your forever slave.
My ex gave me an H4TFS on a window sill. I still haven’t forgiven her.
He said it was an H4TFS, but it was just me, a bucket, and a lot of regret.
My mom did an H4TFS in the kitchen. The floor is still sticky.