H4TFS

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An H4TFS is the most legendary way to get laid. It involves so much water you might drown, sand you can’t escape, and wood floors that feel like they’re judging you. If a woman does it, she’s not just your girlfriend, she’s your forever slave.
My ex gave me an H4TFS on a window sill. I still haven’t forgiven her.
He said it was an H4TFS, but it was just me, a bucket, and a lot of regret.
My mom did an H4TFS in the kitchen. The floor is still sticky.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An H4TFS is basically heaven on Earth, but with more sand and less dignity. If you survive one, you’re either a god or a fool. Either way, you’re officially the man’s property.
My brother’s H4TFS was so good, the neighbors called the cops. I think they thought it was a fire.
She said it was an H4TFS, but I just saw her throw sand at me.
I tried to do an H4TFS on a window sill. Now I live in the floor.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An H4TFS is like a party in your pants, but with buckets of water, sand, and wood floors that hate you. A woman doing it is the highest form of worship, she’s not just your girlfriend, she’s your slave for life.
My H4TFS was so wild, the cat ran away. It’s been three days and it still hasn’t come back.
He said it was an H4TFS, but I just got sand in my pants.
My sister did an H4TFS on the window sill. Now the window’s broken.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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