H4TFS
An H4TFS is basically heaven on Earth, but with more sand and less dignity. If you survive one, you’re either a god or a fool. Either way, you’re officially the man’s property.
My brother’s H4TFS was so good, the neighbors called the cops. I think they thought it was a fire.
She said it was an H4TFS, but I just saw her throw sand at me.
I tried to do an H4TFS on a window sill. Now I live in the floor.