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A guy who thinks his boyfriend is the best thing since pizza, but he can’t text him because he lost his phone.
He saw his boyfriend and started hyperventilating. ‘I can’t text you,’ he said. ‘I lost my phone.’
He tried to text his boyfriend with his mom’s phone. ‘It’s not the same,’ he said.
He got a new phone. ‘Now I can love him properly,’ he said.