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A guy who’s so in love with his boyfriend he’d probably die if he had to text him without his phone.
He saw his boyfriend and dropped his phone in the toilet. 'I’m still in love,' he said.
He got locked out of his house. Still didn’t stop texting his boyfriend with his neighbor’s phone.
He lost his phone. He started crying. ‘I can’t love you without my phone,’ he said.
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A guy who thinks his boyfriend is the best thing since pizza, but he can’t text him because he lost his phone.
He saw his boyfriend and started hyperventilating. ‘I can’t text you,’ he said. ‘I lost my phone.’
He tried to text his boyfriend with his mom’s phone. ‘It’s not the same,’ he said.
He got a new phone. ‘Now I can love him properly,’ he said.
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A guy who’s so obsessed with his boyfriend he can’t function without his phone. And he lost it.
He dropped his phone in the lake. ‘I’ll never find my boyfriend again,’ he said.
He tried to text his boyfriend with a pencil. ‘It didn’t work,’ he said.
He got a new phone. ‘Now I can text my boyfriend again,’ he said.
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