H2OV
A water bottle that’s been hijacked by vodka. It’s like a water bottle got a bad haircut and a hangover.
I brought H2OV to the party. I got drunk. My friend got kicked out. I got the last slice of pizza.
I told my dad I was drinking water. He said I was lying. I said I was just being sneaky.
H2OV is my new best friend. It’s also my new worst enemy.