H2OV

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A fake drink that looks like water but is really full of cheap vodka. It’s like lying to your parents about your grades.

I drank 3 H2OVs and still passed math. My brain is now a drunk kid.

My mom thought I was hydrating. She was wrong. I was getting wasted.

H2OV is the only reason I didn’t fail algebra. I just drank it and pretended I was studying.

Water that’s been stolen by vodka. It’s like a water bottle’s worst nightmare.

I brought H2OV to school. My teacher said I was cheating. I said I was just drinking.

My friend tried to sneak H2OV into the lunchroom. The principal caught him. He’s now the lunchroom’s new best friend.

I drank H2OV during a test. I got a D. My brain is now a confused kid.

A water bottle that’s been hijacked by vodka. It’s like a water bottle got a bad haircut and a hangover.

I brought H2OV to the party. I got drunk. My friend got kicked out. I got the last slice of pizza.

I told my dad I was drinking water. He said I was lying. I said I was just being sneaky.

H2OV is my new best friend. It’s also my new worst enemy.