h2l
A landlord's last-ditch effort to save their sanity by finding a tenant who doesn't act like they're being paid to live there.
I h2l'd the apartment because the last tenant tried to grow a beard out of the couch.
He h2l'd the house because the previous tenant turned the kitchen into a lava pit.
She h2l'd the condo because the last tenant had a pet snake that wouldn't stop hissing at the neighbors.