h2l

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Landlords trying to get rid of a lousy tenant by renting it out to someone who actually pays and doesn't trash the place.
I h2l'd my old apartment because my tenant peed in the shower and left a raccoon in the fridge.
He h2l'd the house because the last tenant tried to turn the bathtub into a fish tank.
She h2l'd the condo because the previous tenant had a pet llama that ate the curtains.
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When a landlord is desperate and just wants someone who will pay rent and not make the place look like a war zone.
I h2l'd the apartment because the last guy left a dead parrot in the oven.
He h2l'd the place because the tenant had a pet hedgehog that escaped and ate the wallpaper.
She h2l'd the house because the previous tenant turned the living room into a mini zoo.
3
A landlord's last-ditch effort to save their sanity by finding a tenant who doesn't act like they're being paid to live there.
I h2l'd the apartment because the last tenant tried to grow a beard out of the couch.
He h2l'd the house because the previous tenant turned the kitchen into a lava pit.
She h2l'd the condo because the last tenant had a pet snake that wouldn't stop hissing at the neighbors.
4
A landlord's way of getting a new tenant who will pay rent and not make them cry during the eviction process.
I h2l'd the apartment because the last tenant left a dead mouse in the cereal box.
He h2l'd the house because the previous tenant tried to live in the ceiling.
She h2l'd the condo because the last tenant had a pet chicken that pooped on the floor.
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When a landlord gives up on a tenant and just wants someone who will pay rent and not make the place a disaster.
I h2l'd the apartment because the last tenant tried to start a fire in the microwave.
He h2l'd the house because the previous tenant had a pet goat that ate the furniture.
She h2l'd the condo because the last tenant turned the bathroom into a fish tank.
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