H1N1
The fancy name the CDC gave the Swine Flu to make it sound scarier than it is. Just another flu, but without the vaccine.
Why did they name it H1N1 instead of just calling it the Swine Flu? Sounds like it's going to kill you, not just give you a headache.
They made it sound like the end of the world, but it's just a flu with no vaccine.
They didn't even need TamiFlu, they just needed a better sense of humor.