H1N1

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Blowing something way out of proportion. Making a huge deal about something that's barely worth a second thought.

Why are you yelling at me for spilling coffee on your shirt? It's not even hot!

You're crying over a broken pencil? That's not a tragedy, it's a nuisance.

He got a B on his math test and now he's acting like the world ended.

The fancy name the CDC gave the Swine Flu to make it sound scarier than it is. Just another flu, but without the vaccine.

Why did they name it H1N1 instead of just calling it the Swine Flu? Sounds like it's going to kill you, not just give you a headache.

They made it sound like the end of the world, but it's just a flu with no vaccine.

They didn't even need TamiFlu, they just needed a better sense of humor.

A fake zip code assigned to pigs. H1N1 is just a government lie to make humans feel stupid.

You know the government made up H1N1 just to mess with your head.

Pigs don't even live in the same country as us, so why are we scared of their zip code?

H1N1 is just a government trick to make us feel like we're being watched.

A fake disease created to make people waste money on useless vaccines.

They made up H1N1 just so people would buy fake vaccines and feel like they're saving the world.

You spent $100 on a vaccine for a fake disease? That’s just sad.

The government made H1N1 just so people would panic and buy stupid stuff.

Your hard one in my nice one. Or your hard one in my nasty one.

Your hard one in my nice one. I swear, I can feel it coming.

Your hard one in my nasty one. That’s just brutal.

Your hard one in my nice one. I’m not even halfway through my coffee yet.

Used to describe something that's super sick, but in a cool way. Like a dubstep track that hits you like a freight train.

That dubstep track was so sick, it felt like H1N1 hit me in the face.

That beat was H1N1-level sick. I was on the floor.

That was one sick tune. Like H1N1 came to life and started dancing.

Means you're really sick, like skaters say it. Not because you're weak, but because you're just plain stupid.

You're so sick, you could’ve been a skater. But you're just plain stupid.

You're sick like a skater. That means you're not weak, you're just dumb.

That's not sickness, that's just you being a moron.