h1j1
H1J1 is when your junk gets taken by a unicorn and you end up drunk and confused. It’s like a unicorn hit you with a keg and then stole your pants.
He got H1J1 after a unicorn hit him with a keg.
My brother got H1J1 and now he’s drunk and confused.
She got H1J1 and now she’s drunk and her pants are gone.
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