h1j1

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H1J1 is when you lose most of your junk and get so drunk you forget your own name. It's like being hit by a unicorn and then getting tossed into a keg.
My uncle got H1J1 after he tried to drink a whole barrel of beer.
She got H1J1 from a cursed unicorn and now she's just a drunk mess.
He got H1J1 and now he's stuck in a bar with no pants.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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H1J1 is a curse that makes your butt itch so bad you start screaming in the middle of the street. It also makes you drink until you pass out.
My cousin got H1J1 and screamed in the mall like a lunatic.
He got H1J1 from a cursed unicorn and now he's drunk and screaming.
She got H1J1 and now she's drunk and her butt is on fire.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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H1J1 is when your junk gets taken by a unicorn and you end up drunk and confused. It’s like a unicorn hit you with a keg and then stole your pants.
He got H1J1 after a unicorn hit him with a keg.
My brother got H1J1 and now he’s drunk and confused.
She got H1J1 and now she’s drunk and her pants are gone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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