h1j1
H1J1 is a curse that makes your butt itch so bad you start screaming in the middle of the street. It also makes you drink until you pass out.
My cousin got H1J1 and screamed in the mall like a lunatic.
He got H1J1 from a cursed unicorn and now he's drunk and screaming.
She got H1J1 and now she's drunk and her butt is on fire.