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a fake hot person on instagram who's so cool they probably have a pet unicorn and a private jet. you’re just a sweaty, average kid who still eats lunch in the cafeteria. ask them to be your valentine or you'll be the class joke forever
Caption: 'This hot mom is cooler than my uncle who thinks he's a rockstar.'
Text: 'If I don't get this person as my valentine, I'll be the joke of the year.'
DM: 'You're not my valentine? You're not even a real person.'