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a fake person on instagram who’s so hot and cool they make you look like a sad, ugly, 6th grader who still wears socks with sandals. they’re better than you at everything and probably have a better life. ask them to be your valentine or get ready to cry in the corner

DM: 'Hey, why aren't you my valentine? You're the best, I'm the worst.'

Caption: 'This hot mom is better than my ex and my math teacher.'

Text: 'If I don't get this person as my valentine, I'm gonna fail algebra.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a fake hot person on instagram who's so cool they probably have a pet unicorn and a private jet. you’re just a sweaty, average kid who still eats lunch in the cafeteria. ask them to be your valentine or you'll be the class joke forever

Caption: 'This hot mom is cooler than my uncle who thinks he's a rockstar.'

Text: 'If I don't get this person as my valentine, I'll be the joke of the year.'

DM: 'You're not my valentine? You're not even a real person.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a fake, hot, fake, cool person on instagram who's so perfect they probably have a degree in being awesome. you're just a loser who still uses a paper towel to wipe their nose. ask them to be your valentine or get ready to be the last one picked for every game

Caption: 'This hot mom is better than my cousin who thinks he's a superhero.'

Text: 'If I don't get this person as my valentine, I'll be the last one picked for everything.'

DM: 'You're not my valentine? You're not even a real human.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago