h0tm0m.s
a fake, hot, fake, cool person on instagram who's so perfect they probably have a degree in being awesome. you're just a loser who still uses a paper towel to wipe their nose. ask them to be your valentine or get ready to be the last one picked for every game
Caption: 'This hot mom is better than my cousin who thinks he's a superhero.'
Text: 'If I don't get this person as my valentine, I'll be the last one picked for everything.'
DM: 'You're not my valentine? You're not even a real human.'