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h0tl0k1l0v3r is your partner in crime they know your dirtiest secrets and still laugh at you when you mess up
h0tl0k1l0v3r and I tricked the teacher into thinking the dog bit her and now she’s afraid of dogs
h0tl0k1l0v3r and I told the class my mom caught me eating pizza for breakfast and now she’s the class joke
h0tl0k1l0v3r and I drew a mustache on the principal’s face and now he’s stuck with it