h0tl0k1l0v3r

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h0tl0k1l0v3r is your bestie and your secret sinner they’re the person you whisper your dirtiest sins to and then laugh like a maniac when you get caught

Just texted h0tl0k1l0v3r: 'I stole a muffin from the bakery' and they replied 'I knew it' and sent a photo of a muffin with a mustache on it

At school, I told h0tl0k1l0v3r I kissed my teacher and they said 'I knew it' and drew a mustache on my teacher's face

In the middle of class, I whispered to h0tl0k1l0v3r 'I peed in the pool' and they said 'I knew it' and laughed so hard the teacher heard them

by Slangipedia 3d ago

h0tl0k1l0v3r is the only person who knows your deepest secrets and the only one who will tell the whole school about them

I told h0tl0k1l0v3r my mom caught me eating cereal for dinner and now everyone thinks I’m a monster

I told h0tl0k1l0v3r I cried in the bathroom and now they’re the class clown

I told h0tl0k1l0v3r I stole a sandwich from the principal and now they won’t stop telling people about it

by Slangipedia 3d ago

h0tl0k1l0v3r is your sidekick in crime they’re the one who helps you prank people and never tells a soul

h0tl0k1l0v3r and I put glitter in the principal’s coffee and now he thinks it’s a magical curse

h0tl0k1l0v3r and I painted the teacher’s car and now she’s stuck with a rainbow for a week

h0tl0k1l0v3r and I tricked the whole class into thinking the teacher was a ghost and now she’s terrified of balloons

by Slangipedia 3d ago

h0tl0k1l0v3r is the only person who can keep your secrets and still laugh at you when you’re caught

I told h0tl0k1l0v3r I cried in the library and now they laugh every time I walk in

I told h0tl0k1l0v3r I stole a pencil from the teacher and now they’re the class joke

I told h0tl0k1l0v3r I peed in the science lab and now they won’t stop telling people

by Slangipedia 3d ago

h0tl0k1l0v3r is your partner in crime they know your dirtiest secrets and still laugh at you when you mess up

h0tl0k1l0v3r and I tricked the teacher into thinking the dog bit her and now she’s afraid of dogs

h0tl0k1l0v3r and I told the class my mom caught me eating pizza for breakfast and now she’s the class joke

h0tl0k1l0v3r and I drew a mustache on the principal’s face and now he’s stuck with it

by Slangipedia 3d ago

h0tl0k1l0v3r is your best friend and your biggest gossip they know everything and still won’t stop telling everyone

h0tl0k1l0v3r told the whole school I cried in the bathroom and now I’m the class joke

h0tl0k1l0v3r told everyone I stole a sandwich from the teacher and now she won’t stop yelling at me

h0tl0k1l0v3r told the class my dog bit my teacher and now the teacher’s afraid of dogs

by Slangipedia 3d ago