H-Vegas
Huntsville, TX is called H-Vegas by the locals because it’s full of fools who think they’re the best. They drink moonshine, yell at each other, and think Wal-Marts are luxury cars.
My aunt from H-Vegas thinks her dog is the best barista ever. It’s not.
They tried to make a Green Monster out of a truck. It didn’t work.
I got in a fight at a keg stand over who had the bigger truck. It was me.