H-Vegas

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H-Vegas is a tiny backwoods town in Hillsborough, NC, full of rednecks who think Bojangles is the fanciest restaurant ever. They’re proud of their new Wal-Mart like it won them the Super Bowl. Green Monster, moonshine, and keg stands are their religion.

I’m back in H-Vegas and already drank three kegs. My truck is bigger than my problems.

My cousin got arrested at a keg stand. He said it was a business meeting.

They put a Green Monster on the Wal-Mart roof. Now it’s the most annoying thing ever.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Huntsville, TX is called H-Vegas by the locals because it’s full of fools who think they’re the best. They drink moonshine, yell at each other, and think Wal-Marts are luxury cars.

My aunt from H-Vegas thinks her dog is the best barista ever. It’s not.

They tried to make a Green Monster out of a truck. It didn’t work.

I got in a fight at a keg stand over who had the bigger truck. It was me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago