H-TOWNER - Someone who stayed in Healdsburg so long they think it's the

Someone who stayed in Healdsburg so long they think it's the center of the universe and everyone else is just a fool.

I don't need no fancy cities. Healdsburg is where it's at.

You think you're cool? I've been here since the town had dirt roads.

Healdsburg is perfect. The rest of the world is just a bunch of idiots.