H-TOWNER

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A person who never left Healdsburg, even when they had the chance, and still thinks the whole town is better than anywhere else!

I was born here, I graduated here, and I'm gonna die here. Don't even think about moving out.

Healdsburg is the best place on Earth. The rest of the world is just a joke.

I've lived here my whole life and I still don't know what the big deal is about anywhere else.

Someone who stayed in Healdsburg so long they think it's the center of the universe and everyone else is just a fool.

I don't need no fancy cities. Healdsburg is where it's at.

You think you're cool? I've been here since the town had dirt roads.

Healdsburg is perfect. The rest of the world is just a bunch of idiots.

A person who was born in Healdsburg, never moved, and still thinks they're better than everyone else because of it.

I never left Healdsburg, and I don't plan on it. You're just a tourist.

You think you're smart? I've been here longer than you've been alive.

I was born here. I live here. I die here. You're just a weirdo.