H theory
H theory is the dumb idea that if you're happy, everyone else will just roll over and die.
'I’m going to be so happy, I’ll make my dog laugh,' said the kid who tripped into a puddle.
'He was so happy, he made the whole cafeteria cry,' said the lunch lady who got a free sandwich for being the best.
'She was so happy, she turned the whole gym into her personal party,' said the coach who forgot to bring a whistle.
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